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Poem

To vaguely amuse
And banish the blues
Writing clerihews
I would choose.

Mr Merryhew
Would ferry you
Across the Thames at Bray
On a tea tray.

Poem

Newly baked and fresh today
Eat while hot or take away.

Poem

The man sitting on the settee,
stroking a cat and watching TV
isn't me.
I am the settee.