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To vaguely amuseAnd banish the bluesWriting clerihewsI would choose.
Mr MerryhewWould ferry youAcross the Thames at BrayOn a tea tray.
We're the Mafia catsBugsy, Franco and ToniWe're crazy for pizzaWith hot pepperoni
Midnight. A knock at the door.Open it? Better had.Three heavy cats, mean and bad.
It is midnight in the ice rinkAnd all is cool and still.Darkness seems to hold its breathNothing moves, until
Hello! thanks for callingI'm just off on my bikeThat's my room up thereTake a look if you like.