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'I'm fed up looking like Father Christmas,'
Muttered Father Christmas one year.
'I need a new outfit. I must move with the times.

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Catfish
take catnaps on seabeds
Sticklebacks
stick like glue
Terrapins
are terrific with needles
But what does a didgery do?

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We're the Mafia cats
Bugsy, Franco and Toni
We're crazy for pizza
With hot pepperoni

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Newly baked and fresh today
Eat while hot or take away.

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When Raymond Gough joined our class
He was almost a year behind.
'Sanatorium', said Mrs McBride
'So I want you all to be kind.'

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Midnight. A knock at the door.
Open it? Better had.
Three heavy cats, mean and bad.

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'On buses and trains you wouldn't believe
The crazy things that passengers leave:

A pair of crutches, I kid you not,
Hot-waterbottle, full but no longer hot

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The man sitting on the settee,
stroking a cat and watching TV
isn't me.
I am the settee.

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Hello! thanks for calling
I'm just off on my bike
That's my room up there
Take a look if you like.

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A stranger called this morning
Dressed all in black and grey
Put every sound into a bag
And carried them away

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