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To vaguely amuseAnd banish the bluesWriting clerihewsI would choose.
Mr MerryhewWould ferry youAcross the Thames at BrayOn a tea tray.
Newly baked and fresh todayEat while hot or take away.
The man sitting on the settee,stroking a cat and watching TVisn't me.I am the settee.