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The Hairyboos were hairy, the Smoothyboos smooth.
But they lived side by side and were never rude.
Bring on your shining armour, dude.I'll be your damsel in distress with attitude.
There she was on the news,Miss Goody Two Shoescaught on CCTV.
Don't look so shocked.Of course you know who – who else but Goldilocks!
Stand in line
So he did.
Toe the line
the dotted line
Spices and gold once cast a spellOn bearded men in caravels.
New World New World cried historyOld World Old World sighed every tree.
Green misled me into the woods.
Blue tried to drown me in the sea.
White smothered me in balls of clouds.
Yellow caught me on a double yellow line.
It takes time
to sling a stone
to fling a spear
to wield a club
to blow a dart
to shoot an arrow
to pull a pistol
to fire a canon
Who’d want to steal dew?
Maybe not me, maybe not you?
Then again, if you’d discovered
that dewdrops were heaven’s pearls
(the precious spittle of the stars
A plant called loveA plant called hate
I grew them both in my garden.The plant called love was hard work.
This morning I've got too much energymuch too much for geography
I'm in a high moodso class don't think me crudebut you can stuff latitude and longitude