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There she was on the news,Miss Goody Two Shoescaught on CCTV.
Don't look so shocked.Of course you know who – who else but Goldilocks!
It's five past three.Sixty-four eyes look at me.No. Sixty-two.Not Matthew.He hasn't learnt to read my face.He's got digital. A disgrace!I reach to ten.
Hello! thanks for callingI'm just off on my bikeThat's my room up thereTake a look if you like.
Don't be dim! teased the lamp.I can keep the dark away.My 60 watt bulb's not afraid.You'll see – I'll make your day.
My Wipwapwop, it cost a lotI keep it up my sleeveit's great for surfing on the spotand playing make believe.It's sleek and snug and mine to hug