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We're the Mafia catsBugsy, Franco and ToniWe're crazy for pizzaWith hot pepperoni
A queen in a palace, slumped on a throne,Surrounded by servants but all alone.Heavy with handshakes, bunches of flowers,jewels, crowns, grinning for hours.
Midnight. A knock at the door.Open it? Better had.Three heavy cats, mean and bad.
I am the evil Slithermonchowchuck,I am afraid of no one (well almost no one).I munch on the marbles of lost lunatics,I nibble on the toes of Tyrannosaurus