Give The Ball to the Poet

Ah sey, ah want it short,
Short back an' side,
Ah tell him man, ah tell him
When ah teck him aside,
Ah sey, ah want a haircut
Ah can wear with pride,


One day, the Demon Mouth came to the door.


They wouldn't let it in

(would you let it in?)

but the Demon Mouth ate the lock.