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Bring on your shining armour, dude.I'll be your damsel in distress with attitude.
The china is in smithereensbefore our tea has even brewedbut it hardly matters.Minotaur is half bulland a little clumsybut bigger things have been shattered,
Once upon a plomThere lived a poor little momAlong with her children three.There was a great big GomA Flom and a ChomWho all sang, "Me, me, me."
Sirens! The cry went round the shipas swift as if they'd sighted homeand every sailor felt the grip
Come across the rainbow bridgeto Asgard, where the Norse gods live!