Poems

Poem

Bring on your shining armour, dude.
I'll be your damsel in distress with attitude.

Poem

The china is in smithereens
before our tea has even brewed
but it hardly matters.
Minotaur is half bull
and a little clumsy
but bigger things have been shattered,

Poem

Once upon a plom
There lived a poor little mom
Along with her children three.
There was a great big Gom
A Flom and a Chom
Who all sang, "Me, me, me."

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Sirens! The cry went round the ship
as swift as if they'd sighted home
and every sailor felt the grip

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Come across the rainbow bridge
to Asgard, where the Norse gods live!