Billy McCool

Deep in the depths of a dark, dark pool 
lives a water monster named Billy McCool. 
He's got shiny scales of pink candy ice 
and octopusy arms that he thinks very nice. 
His hat of a thousand umbrellas
makes him one of the handsome fellows.

His tie has stripes that glow in the dark, 
he carries a cane of oyster pearls just for a lark, 
his jacket's made of silver fish, 
his shirt is sewn from the finest caviar dish, 
his shoes are seaweed with slime tassel, 
it takes him four hours to dress but it's all worth the hassle, 
for when he swims out from his deep cave, 
he knows all the girls will rave – 
oh Billy McCool, you rule with your shark fin bling, 
oh Billy McCool you're quite the thing with your frog spawn ring, 
oh Billy McCool you're a monster with style, 
please won't you stay with us a while.

Deep in the depths of a dark, dark pool 
lives a water monster named Billy McCool.

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Billy McCool

Aoife Mannix - Billy McCool